if my dog wakes me up before 5 tomorrow morning i swear to god i will stomp my feet and cry and want to hurt someones feelings

i love all kinds of bacon but my favorite by far is kevin 

msjewbooty:

what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun

(via racistagainstbros)

have you guys noticed that in tv shows the serial killers/criminal etc. “type” is always like a small brunette I AM SO SCARED CAN YOU GUYS NOT SCARE ME CAN YOU PICK LIKE SIX FOOT RED HEADS OR SOMETHING JUST ONCE 

families are so weird!!!!! sorry that happened :(

ty ugh my family is just my mom, sister and me too so we have some like weird isolated gilmore girl dynamic going on but let me tell you it is NOT CUTE IRL (we do talk pretty quickly though)

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ok sometimes i think the western practice of yoga might be inappropriate 

but i know saying things like “namaste sweet goddess” is 

whenever i see DOMS i always say “day ofter muscle soreness” in my head